If you were smart you would already know allllll about Hella Chella's balls-to-the-wall awesome Sock Zombie 2011 Giveaway.If you don't, that obviously means you are dumb. Tough break champ.
Well here's the deal, she bakes. And she's usually pretty good about it.
But she also drinks occasionally.
Step 1 + Step 2 usually results in Ugly Bread.
|"Haaay! Oh-I mean...Yaaarg! Or whatever."|
So to win the wonderfully fantastical Rhoda I have to make my own ugly bread.
So the F-bomb and I got to work...the last evening possible to enter the contest. In fact, she said "Saturday at the latest" and there is less than 2 hours before Sunday...in fact, I think it technically is Sunday where she lives.
This better effin' count Michelle!
LET'S FRIGGIN DO THIS THING:
|Yeast. Yeah, that's right. Also Sugar.|
|Now you're probably confused...just wait...|
|Oh...Uhh.This is unrelated.|
|Ugly bread right? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET.|
It's Alive!! That's right, I made a BREAD ZOMBIE!!
|Ladies and Gentlemen....Zombie Brad P. Loafington the 3rd, Esquire.|
|The most delicious role reversal ever.|
Right. So that's it.
Now I just wait and dream of Rhoda.
Also...funny story, I felt super proud of myself coming up with this idea, I was all "Oh it's sooo funny, Bread Zombie - Sock Zombie, GET IT??"
However, what I did not think of was checking on the existing entries to the competition. Because I'm not smart, apparently.
Yeah, Alli over at littlebitpsycho already made an awesome bread baby, very much in the same vain as my project. She did a damn fine job too, so now I just look like an asshole.