Sunday, May 16, 2010

The Suit Up Challenge 5/16/10/Reader Contest with Big Big Prizes!

Good Morning internet, how are we today?
I'm sure a little tired after a tough Saturday night. All the people playing WoW and watching illegal videos on my favourite....I mean...some website I've never been to.
Also, the Porn.
Cmon. Single people on a Saturday night? Porn. What else are they going to do with their lives.

Ok, on to the bigger and better things.
Weigh in....drum roll....at 181.8.
Woot.
Surprisingly, after my ridiculous food escapades earlier in the week, I have still managed to go down a little more. I've been telling the F-bomb "I'm going to lose weight" for awhile now, like, the whole time we've been together. Yet, only after putting myself before the mercy of the World Wide...I forgot how that ended. I'll come back to it.
Where was I?
Oh yes, apparently the F-bomb can't shame me into shedding the pounds, but when I think about my faithful readers sitting around with their friends on a Tuesday night, watching the first season of Quantum Leap and saying to each other "Hey, did you see how Ryan said he was going to lose weight, and then proceeded to do nothing? That guy's all talk...and fat." I shudder. Honestly readers, your opinions really matter to me. You guys are great. Both of you.

Alrighty then, on to the big thing everyone is here for....Prizes!
There is no prizes. I just said that so more people would read this. Suckers.
However, there is a contest.
Since I've lost more than 12 pounds I was rewarded with a suit. 2 actually, Moores was having a sale. Also...my mom bought them for me, because she's the coolest. And I'm adorable.
This means I have suited up, so what will become of the Suit up challenge?? That's where you guys come in!!
I need a new name for the Sunday morning weigh in.
Anything you want, sky's the limit.
I will put all the suggestions in a hat, and whatever one i pick will be the new title, I'll pick next saturday, you can either comment on here, or send me a message on Facebook. Winning this contest is pretty much tantamount to living forever. I suggest you toss out an idea.

2 comments:

  1. Possibles:

    Pound Wars- Return of the Waist Line

    Lord of the Scales- The Fellowship of the Pounds

    Suit Up 2- The Pounds.

    Suit Up 2- Build to Suit.

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  2. 1. Sunday Morning Weigh In

    2. Sunday Fat Finder Out Time

    3. Fat time

    4. Time for cheetos.. no. I'm distracted....

    5. Kane's are better.

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